Dearest Vanja helped me with a english translation for my post about the unisex-shirt from American Apparel.
Thank you so much!
Unisex. UNI and SEX. What’s it really about? According to Wikipedia, the word unisex “refers to things that are suitable for either gender” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unisex 2013-05-14). That’s nice! Something that BOTH women and men can do. Something the two sexes have in common. Like buying a shirt. Maybe a flannel or denim one. And wear it. And where to buy a shirt if not American Apparel? Gorgeous, sweet and especially cool and trendy American Apparel. After surfing around for a while I realize they also sell “unisex-clothing”. Perfect! I log on to their webpage with the word UNISEX dancing around in my mind. It echoes in my ears. Unisex, unisex, unisex.
And there it is. YES! The ultimate shirt. Damn it’s nice. Nice nice nice. I enlarge the photo.
Yupp. It’s the one. It just looks so good – I’m definitely buying it. But hang on. I can’t possibly buy a unisex shirt without checking what it looks like on a woman. Lucky I thought of it before making a huge mistake. My eyes glance around the page, and there... I find it!
This is the link to find out what the shirt looks like on a woman. Eagerly, I click it.
Oh. Right. Any more pics maybe? How ‘bout some slideshows? *click*
Well then... OK. No need for panties. But... I want to see a normal picture. *click*
So this is a bit of the front of the shirt...Mhmm. *click*
What the hell is that in her hand? *click*
Now, come on. A normal picture please! *click*
Hm. I’ll just have to try and find some other pics. *click*
Mmm. NICE! *click*
Same shirt? Men’s flannels. Yes. Ok, this is what it looks like on a woman. I give up. Maybe something else instead? *click*
Maybe this denim one!? Yes!
View a woman in this unisex style. *click*
Yes, yes, yes! Finally some pictures on what it looks like buttoned up. Wohoo! But I want some more pictures than just this one. *click*
Oh. *click*
No pants. And no panties. I see. *click*
Oh my... Sexy tiger! *click*
Okay, right. Cosy on the couch so. Maybe I can see what it looks like on the guys, just to compare? *click*
Right. Chilling out, smoking. *click*
Hanging out on the balcony with friends, chilling out... smoking. *click*
Mhmm... They’re chilling out and having a greeeat time. *click*
No. I think I’ll give this shirt a miss. Cos I kinda think I want to wear pants with it. I’ll probably catch a kidney infection walking around with a bare ass like that before summer. Because it seems as though women can ONLY wear this shirt (ONLY) if they tie it to the front. But if I were a man, well I could have worn this shirt whilst hanging out with my friends, chilling, smoking. Crap. Oh well, I’ll wait.
But I have to be clear. American Apparel really do know their unisex. Damn well.